![]() 10/21/2015 at 08:19 • Filed to: weird funerals, keep oppo weird | ![]() | ![]() |
Sure, there are unusual viewings. Caskets dressed up as vehicles, beer cans, etc.. People buried with unusual items, etc.. But they pale in comparison to these posed, embalmed bodies.
We’ve seen them before, and they are still weird as hell to me.
Here is the latest one.
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I believe all of these are work of the same funeral home in San Juan
This was held in the parlor’s parking lot. He owned an ambulance company.
This one is sitting in a local park the man liked.
Now a few from New Orleans.
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So far, Puerto Rico seems to be winning.
I have no idea were this one was, or if it’s legit.
![]() 10/21/2015 at 08:21 |
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On the day of my final sacrifice
The chilling steel open my veins
Blood stains my skin
Silver chalice must be filled
Drinking the poisoned blood
I enter my shadowed coffin
Two goathorns in my hands
I raise my arms and close my eyes
To receive the infernal hails
From my brother in the land of the damned
The howling wind blows in the naked trees
Moonlit fields are glowing in the dark
Below me, the path to the cemetary
Where my spiritual brothers take me
They halt at the shadows of an oak
My nocturnal funeral commence
Lying in my blasphemous sleep
I am lowered down to the pit
A raven sings my last song
As the wolves howl their goodbyes
The funeral moon glows strongly now
For I am nearly there
This night of late october
The darkside open it’s gate
Morbid souls wait for me
- For satanic conspiracy
Flowers of doom
Rising in bloom
You will see
Our immortality!
![]() 10/21/2015 at 08:34 |
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I know right. I have that dream like every night. Wait. No I don't.
![]() 10/21/2015 at 08:47 |
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Creepy. Green lantern ?
![]() 10/21/2015 at 12:12 |
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Aww man if you did dream of sacrificing yourself on the pentagram I would’ve been proud
![]() 10/21/2015 at 12:24 |
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I would have been very scared.